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Saturday, January 10, 2009
Return of the Son of Poetry Corner
The Expanding Eye
Tuesday night at the bohemian club I came in wearing a raincoat A snarky hipster sneered, “Is it raining outside?” “Yeah”, I replied, “Meteor shower” Snarky guy sneered down his sleeve, petted the club cat Then he rubbed his eye He rubbed it some more And rubbed it like a magic lamp with no magic Some cat fur got in his eye And then his eye swelled, and Swelled, and SWELLED It looked like he got punched real hard in the eye Which would have been nice But instead it looked like a gaping vag with a BB gun bullet inside His eye looked like blinking pocket A tobacco pouch that blinked The cat didn’t want him to pet his ass anymore Now the hipster looked like Quasimodo And scared the cat That goes to show you what a meteor shower can do Meteor shower at the boho club.
Answering Machine Message From An Asshole
Hey pick up C’mon pick up I’ve got a great story to tell you If you call me back I’ll tell you this great story It’s really important When you hear this story you’ll really laugh Call me back Are you there So anyway I was thinking Are you there This is the greatest story I was thinking of you when I heard it Call me back it’s really important Where could you be Come on pick up It’s a really great story And! hey! It’s really funny
The Groovy Show
When I was a little kid KHJ-TV Channel 9 Los Angeles Had a TV show called The Groovy Show Taped on Santa Monica Beach I stood around watching it groove Kids in bathing suits dancing to The Castaways “Liar Liar” The host was Michael Blodgett blonde bubble-headed boy Bikini contest, Michael: “What’s your name, sweetie?” “Trish from Cerritos” “That’s a far-out bikini you’re wearing Trish” “giggle” “And you are?” “Casey from Norwalk, tee hee” “A polka-dot bikini, do a twirl for us, hon. What are you taking in school?” “I’m studying to be a nurse, Michael, titter! Go Bruins!” “Far out, aaaoooww! Outta site, Foxy!” After watching them tape for 20 minutes I’d go up the steps to the pier and play pinball “And now back to our dance contest – Cannibal and The Headhunters” “Land of A Thousand Dances”